My email is rustywhitener@gmail.com

My publisher is Kregel Publications (Grand Rapids)

My Secret Service moniker is “rustneversleeps”

If you kidnap my dog, he will tell you nothing. Unless you have treats for him.

I am on Facebook. That’s me hiding in the carry-on-luggage, a “stow-away” to Battle Creek, Michigan, from whence come all the toys in the cereal boxes!

My literary agent is Les Stobbe

My drug dealer is Bryan, who makes my drug of choice, Mocha Coffees, at McDonald’s. Pulaski does not have Starbucks.

My drug accountability partner is Bryan

My website is . . . okay, give me a break here . . . you might want to call Bryan